Kim Jong-Un: “It Has Been Happiest Week of My Life”

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un told his people in a televised address that this has been one of the happiest weeks of his life.

He says it all started with good news on Sunday when he launched another missile, thus violating the UN resolutions and frightening all sane-minded world leaders. It all culminated on Tuesday with murdering of his half-brother Kim Jong-Nam.

Kim has sincerely thanked all of his people for making it happen. He says the only unhappy thought he experienced was that it might be long before so many happy events happen in the same week.

But, he says, he is already working on launching another missile and finding another relative to murder.