On Sunday, President Donald Trump tweeted that he and Putin discussed “an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded…”
After harsh criticism from fellow Republicans, Trump backtracked the idea of creating the impenetrable unit saying that merely because he and Putin discussed the unit doesn’t mean it can happen.
Today the White House announced that together with Bill Cosby they will be creating an impenetrable unit on sexual assaults.
According to the press statement, the impenetrable unit will ensure that that sexual assaults and many other negative things will be guarded and their integrity will be supervised at the highest level.
The White House says that the unit will bring together an unrivaled expertise of President Trump in pussy-grabbing with Mr. Cosby’s unrivaled expertise in sedatives and other sexual aphrodisiacs.
According to the press statement, President Trump expressed a strong willingness to actively contribute to the creation of the impenetrable unit’s methodology and also to test a few pilot projects, while afterwards the day to day functioning of the unit will be left to Mr. Cosby.