In a new health study published today scientists report that the Mueller stress disorder has become the number one health complaint in the Trump White House.
Many senior aides who worked in the Trump campaign seem particularly susceptible to the Mueller stress disorder.
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President Donald Trump today accused Las Vegas shooter Steven Paddock of being very unfair to him:
“Folks, what happened in Vegas was so shocking: it happened so fast and nobody, nobody could be prepared that a non-Muslim would do such a thing to me.
It’s so unfair, very unfair to me that the shooter was not a Muslim.
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After the Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s pardoning received much critical acclaim among President Trump’s supporters, today Trump announced at a rally that he will be creating a new regular Friday segment called “The Pardoning Apprentice.”
“Folks, Sheriff Joe was so unfairly convicted merely because he practiced institutional racism against Latinos. So unfair, folks, so unfair.
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Scott Pruitt, the EPA administrator, has refused to discuss whether climate change contributes to hurricanes. After Hurricane Irma swept Florida, Pruitt said it is “very, very insensitive” to victims in Florida to discuss climate change.
Today Pruitt made his position even clearer and also expressed his distrust of hurricanes: Continue reading “Scott Pruitt Says Hurricanes Have a Liberal Bias”